I’m thinking of doing another “101 Word Stupor” bonanza to promote Nether. To get things started, I’ll tell you about the raccoon in my attic. And I’ll do it in 101 words. Feel free to play along.
Today’s Random Keywords: butter, massacre, Ludwig
Chapter One
I was having that dream where I’m naked, covered in butter and dancing the tango in a crowded ballroom. I’m the only male there. My beautiful dance partners, hundreds of naked women, can’t get a grip on me because of my slickness–but they keep trying. A pianist plays Ludwig (which is odd since I’m dancing the tango, right?), and all these incredibly hot women (who look exactly like my wife, of course) keep trying in vain to grip my buttery goodness. Then I wake to the sound of a massacre. Raccoons tear through a roof vent and enter my attic.
to be continued…
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Rogue's Curse
by Jason Beymer
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About Me
A permanent fixture at his local coffeehouse, Jason Beymer hunches over his laptop in a caffeine-induced frenzy, jowls slick with muse. He injects comedy into the urban and traditional fantasy genres like a squeeze of lemon into ice water: tart, yet refreshing. When not pounding on his keyboard, Jason worships at the feet of Ray Bradbury, and engages in an unhealthy obsession with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer.
