101-Word Stupor — The Tell-Tale Toe Tag
Keywords: Fungus, Pencil, Brazilian
“Uh, no I wasn’t.”
“Yes, you were. It’s pretty obvious.”
“They were brought in like that.”
“With their sheets off? And why just the pretty ones? Why not Mrs. Pencil in the Eye, Miss Botched Autopsy, or Miss Dragged from the Lake fungus thighs?”
“Here, check out this toe tag.”
“On Miss Brazilian bikini wax?”
“Yeah. It says ‘Please take my sheet off.'”
“That’s written in black ink.”
“Uh-huh.”
“It’s fresh black ink.”
“So?”
“You have black ink on your hand.”
“Your point?”
“And you’re not wearing pants.”
“I’m…um…I’m Union.”
“Oh. Union?”
“Yep. Union.”
“So how are the dues?”
“Can’t complain.”
Keyword preview for tomorrow: Marmalade, Potent, Hypnotic
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