Nether Giveaway
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Read MoreInterview and Book Giveaway
Want to win one of my books? Want to read more about my life and the novels I recommend? Shana at “A Book Vacation” is hosting a contest. Please check it out! Highlight: Are any of your characters or stories based on aspects of your own life? Uh…um….hmm. Definitely not? Well, so I own the same dog from Nether, and I’m paranoid like most of my characters. Do I own a harem with 365 women? Can I shapeshift? Does my dog talk? Have I ever bathed a zombie? Okay, yes to all of these; I’ve led an unusual life. Share...
Read MoreThe Nether Sweepstakes
We have a winner! Mark Stone, author of the upcoming Things to do in Denver When You’re Undead, has won the Nether Sweepstakes. The prize? The entire Persian Gulf! Lets all congratulate Mark. Fair warning: thing are a bit unsettled there right now. I wouldn’t move into a cabana on the beach just yet. But remember — it’s all yours! Oh, also I’ll email you a $25 Amazon Gift Card. ~cough~ I know, right? Leave a comment to enter the Nether Sweepstakes! My new novel, Nether, releases on Monday, May 16th. Nothing says hype like $$$, so I’m giving away 25...
Read MoreInterview with Shay Fabbro
I connected with Shay on Facebook. She’s a fellow writer, who seemed passionate about the craft. The genre and plot of The Chosen intrigued me, so I’ve subjected her to a few questions. BONUS: Shay is giving away a free ebook copy of The Chosen to a random commenter on this post! Hot damn! So leave a comment for a chance to win. Make sure to leave your email, and if you’re chosen, Shay will send it to you in any e-format you prefer. Tell me about The Chosen. The Chosen is the first in a trilogy called The Portals of Destiny. It’s a blend of scifi and fantasy which the...
Read MoreJason Beymer’s Balls-Out Fifty Dollar Giveaway Contest (results)
Updated: Contest Results Okay, I’ve dusted off the big guns. This contest just went nuclear. Ho, ho, ho! I’m giving away one $50 Amazon Gift Card. That’s fifty whole bucks you can spend on friends and family. ‘Cause the Holidays are a time to think about others. Right? YEAH RIGHT! Use the money to sweeten up your Kindle, trade it in for 5000 pennies, or buy yourself somethin’ nice (like Rogue’s Curse, for example. I’m just saying…) My editor for Rogue’s Curse, Adrien-Luc Sanders is putting up most of the jack (Visit his blog here). Why...
Read MoreWinner of the "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture…" Contest
Some great entries in the contest! Last night I put all the names in a blender, added Metamucil and drank up. Five minutes ago I discovered the winning entry. And the winner is….Kerry Schafer! Kerry wrote: “If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture, I would find out what the hell a clovort is and stay well away from the King’s Royal Harem.” Congrats Kerry! Share...
Read MoreThe "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture…" Contest
This is my second contest. Yes, Rogue’s Curse is available for download at Lyrical Press and Amazon.com, but I still have more e-copies to give away. Rogue’s Curse takes place 2000 years after the Rapture, in the monarchial kingdom of Western Beatrice. Aside from soaring mortality rates and an abnormally high clovort population, it’s not a bad place to live. Opportunities abound. Here are a few: 1) The King’s Royal Harem — “Seeking females with unusual physical ailments to fit King Perlezod’s sexual appetites. Multiple nipples a plus! Inquire at the...
Read MoreWinner of the "Name Your Pet Clovort" contest
My pet clovort’s name is Squirreljaw. I call him that because he can fit twenty squirrels in his— Um, I mean because he’s cute. When the “Name Your Pet Clovort” contest ended last night, Squirreljaw was hungry. He’s always hungry. He laughed at all eight entries: Minnie, Kitty, Tinnell, Wilbur, Sylvester, George, Beklin, and Dimeadip. I let Squirreljaw pick the winner. I collected eight squirrels from the traps in my backyard, one for each entry. There were actually fifteen (to cover any late entries), but we only needed eight. I wrote one clovort name on...
Read MoreThe "Name Your Pet Clovort" Contest
Rogue’s Curse is available for download at Lyrical Press and Amazon.com, but I’m itching to email one shiny copy to someone. This is my first contest, so I’ll make it simple. And no, I’m not giving away a pet clovort. That would be illegal. Clovorts are nasty monsters with a taste for human flesh. They’ll eat anyone—and I mean ANYONE—which makes them efficient disposals of homicidal evidence. So yes, they come in handy. But no, you can’t have mine. What does a clovort look like? Well, Oompus is the first clovort you’ll meet in...
Read MoreRogue’s Curse Giveaway
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Rogue's Curse
by Jason Beymer
Giveaway ends January 27, 2012.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
About Me
A permanent fixture at his local coffeehouse, Jason Beymer hunches over his laptop in a caffeine-induced frenzy, jowls slick with muse. He injects comedy into the urban and traditional fantasy genres like a squeeze of lemon into ice water: tart, yet refreshing. When not pounding on his keyboard, Jason worships at the feet of Ray Bradbury, and engages in an unhealthy obsession with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer.
